Obamamamablog: don't you hate it when a candidate's wife is uppity?

reynoldswrite: how about when a candidate's wife had a drug scandal ?

obamamamablog: i didn't hear about that. but i knew she ran a hospital

reynoldswrite: no, she ran a charity that provided medicines to poor countries in africa and asia… and they caught her stealing drugs from her own charity

obamamamablog: my land! do u think it's true?

reynoldswrite: she admitted it in an interview on Good Morning America

obamamamablog: a woman like that should never be first lady.

reynoldswrite: don’t hold it against her. A woman is more than the worst thing she ever did.

obamamamablog: but a first lady should be an example. I hope she doesn’t make it to the white house.

reynoldswrite: not much chance of that, according to the Newsweek poll: her husband is 15 points behind Obama.

obamamamablog: ??? her husband IS Obama!

reynoldswrite: no, mama. We were talking about cindy mccain.

obamamamamablog: I thought we were talking about michelle obama.

reynoldswrite: no, it was cindy mccain that stole the drugs from her own charity & confessed on live TV, 'I don't know why I stole drugs; I must have been really strung out.'

obamamamamablog: well, I’ll swan.

reynoldswrite: so? do you think a woman like that should be first lady?

obamamamablog: I’ll have to think about it.

reynoldswrite: well, if you need more facts, you can google “cindy drugs” or just go here:
http://www.salon.com/news/feature/1999/10/18/drugs/index.html

reynoldswrite: also,here’s a poster you can put on your cash register beside those chain emails of obama you’ve been saving…