You run the best lunchroom in town! The meatloaf special was great today! While I was at the cash register I noticed the news item that said you are a delegate to the Democratic convention. Wow--was I ever surprised! Didn't know you were a delegate. How'd that happen?
Randy
Ps. You can I-M me if you know how.
obamamama: u there?
reynoldswrite: yeah.
obamamama: i don't no what i'm doing on i-m. 1 of my cooks is a computer expert, though. he set this up.
reynoldswrite: how did you get 2 b an obama delegate?
obamamama: i won it in a contest on the radio. the station owner was a delegate but couldn't go, so he had a contest & whoever called in & registered had a chance to win his seat as a delegate. so I called in and they picked my name.
reynoldswrite: watch out. radio stations do goofy stuff to get attention. it may be a trick.
obamamama: it better not b. i advrtise on that station. they know not to fool with Mama.
reynoldswrite: LOL.
obamamama: i know what LOL means. laugh out loud. rite?
reynoldswrite: you got it. so you're an obama delegate? wow!
obamamama: my mama would roll over in her grave
reynoldswrite: how come?
obamamama: you know.....
reynoldswrite: no. seriously. why wouldn't your mama like you voting for obama?
obamamama: you do know which 1 he is don't you?
reynoldswrite: the 1 that's going to win.
obamamama: no way!
reynoldswrite: how come?
obamamama: i hav it on good authority that he's the anti-christ
reynoldswrite: what authority?
obamamama: the book of revelations
reynoldswrite: what does revelations say about obama
obamamama: it says the anti-christ will be a muslim between 19 & 47
reynoldswrite: sorry. but the word anti-christ doesn't even appear in revelations
obamamama: my preacher said it did
reynoldswrite: he was wrong
obamamama: well bless my time.
reynoldswrite: and one more thing.
obamamama: what
reynoldswrite: the muslim religion wasn't even founded till 200 years after revelations was written so there's nothing in it about muslims
obamamama: been getting emails from everybody at church about it
reynoldswrite: they need to spend more time reading the bible and less time sending around this jibberish
obamamama: well he still can't win
reynoldswrite: why not?
obamamama: because where does the president live?
reynoldswrite: the white house?
obamamama: bingo! the WHITE house. get it?
reynoldswrite: very funny. where'd u hear that.
obamamama: rush limbaugh
reynoldswrite: par for the course
obamamama: well, i got to go soak these feet. swellin up the size of paint buckets
reynoldswrite: sounds painful
obamamama: yeah. u try standin up for forty years waitin tables.
reynoldswrite: well, good luck with the feet. i've got to go, 2.
obamamama: hope nobody can c this. i'm supposed to be 4 obama.
reynoldswrite: u're safe. i-m's are private.
obamamama: k
reynoldswrite: c u later.
obamamama: bye.
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