Obamamamablog: don't you hate it when a candidate's wife is uppity?

reynoldswrite: how about when a candidate's wife had a drug scandal ?

obamamamablog: i didn't hear about that. but i knew she ran a hospital

reynoldswrite: no, she ran a charity that provided medicines to poor countries in africa and asia… and they caught her stealing drugs from her own charity

obamamamablog: my land! do u think it's true?

reynoldswrite: she admitted it in an interview on Good Morning America

obamamamablog: a woman like that should never be first lady.

reynoldswrite: don’t hold it against her. A woman is more than the worst thing she ever did.

obamamamablog: but a first lady should be an example. I hope she doesn’t make it to the white house.

reynoldswrite: not much chance of that, according to the Newsweek poll: her husband is 15 points behind Obama.

obamamamablog: ??? her husband IS Obama!

reynoldswrite: no, mama. We were talking about cindy mccain.

obamamamamablog: I thought we were talking about michelle obama.

reynoldswrite: no, it was cindy mccain that stole the drugs from her own charity & confessed on live TV, 'I don't know why I stole drugs; I must have been really strung out.'

obamamamamablog: well, I’ll swan.

reynoldswrite: so? do you think a woman like that should be first lady?

obamamamablog: I’ll have to think about it.

reynoldswrite: well, if you need more facts, you can google “cindy drugs” or just go here:
http://www.salon.com/news/feature/1999/10/18/drugs/index.html

reynoldswrite: also,here’s a poster you can put on your cash register beside those chain emails of obama you’ve been saving…

Obamamamablog: randy, have you heard that obama is a gay murderer

reynoldswrite: you must have gotten another chain email.

obamamamablog: yes and this is from a friend I trust.

reynoldswrite: you trust anything that comes in your email.

obamamamablog: this one must be true because Obama's accuser held a press conference at the national press club in washington yesterday. and they wouldn't let just anybody have their podium.

reynoldswrite: Mama, the accuser is a fraud with a 27 year record of deception. go here for more information http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0608/11164.html

obamamamablog: but a lawyer was there, too, and he said it was true.

reynoldswrite: mama, that nutcase ex-lawyer that showed up wearing a kilt because he said his genitilia was too big for pants, isn't even allowed to practice law anymore. his license was suspended. as for the accuser, he got arrested right after the press conference on a warrant from colorado.

obamamamablog: do you think obama put them up to that?

reynoldswrite: no, mama. the guy's a crook.

obamamamablog: well i thought this time it was true. my friend that sent it to me was so certain about it.

reynoldswrite: sorry. here's more details on the press conference... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/06/18/obama-accuser-larry-sincl_n_107900.html

obamamamablog: why would people say all these things about Obama if none of it was true?

reynoldswrite: mama, if you have to ask, you'll never know. by the way, what's on the menu today.

obamamamablog: if you have to ask you'll never know.

reynoldswrite: hi, obama delegate! u there? obamamamablog: quit making fun of me!

reynoldswrite: well, u R a delegate, right? and you're pledged to vote for obama.

obamamamablog: the man i'm replacing was a pledged delegate. that don't mean i've got to vote for obama, 2.

reynoldswrite: i keep hoping you'll come around.

obamamamablog: i can't vote for a man whose wife said she was proud of america for the first time in her adult life.

reynoldswrite: that's not a BAD thing. that's a GOOD thing. Mccain said it too.

obamamamablog: ???

reynoldswrite: mccain said "it's tough" to be proud of america.

obamamamablog: why would he say a thing like that?

reynoldswrite: because he tries to be on every side of every issue?

obamamamablog: i don't believe he said that.

reynoldswrite: yes he did. go here: http://www.politico.com/blogs/jonathanmartin/0608/McCain_doesnt_pick_up_on_Michelle_Obama_joke.html
obamamamablog: well, bless my time.

reynoldswrite: he also said he was never proud of america until he became a prisoner of war.

obamamamablog: you're making that up.

reynoldswrite: no I'm not. go here:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/06/19/watch-mccain-didnt-love-a_n_108191.html

obamamamablog: well, bless my time.

reynoldswrite: so I guess you can't vote for Michelle Obama or John McCain. Let's see now...who does that leave....

obamamablog: hey randy. u there? reynoldswrite: hi mama.

obamamamablog: I saw FOX news when they did that story about Michelle Obama and the writing on the screen said “Obama’s Baby Mama.” Which is what she is. So why all the uproar?

reynoldswrite: Actually, she’s his wife. The baby mama remark was an attempt to ghetto-ize her. It means neither wife nor girlfriend, just someone who had his babies.

obamamamamablog: oh. Then I guess it wasn’t fair.

reynoldswrite: it was definitely a cheap shot. FOX later apologized, tho’ they were probly high-fiving behind the scenes

obamamamablog: my cook Ernesto is the one who threw up this blog for me. he's the one that named it obama mama blog. do u think i should change the name now?

reynoldswrite: no you’re ok. BTW, everybody at the office reads it now. They were laughing about the terrorist fist jab between the old president bush and that tennis player.

obamamamablog: i didn't know a fist bump was a terrorist thing till i saw it on FOX news.

reynoldswrite: that's the point: it's not. E.D. Hill, thenewslady that made that stupid statement has been taken off the air.

obamamamablog: john gibson lost his show too. they’re falling like flies over there at FOX.

reynoldswrite: yeah. Liz Trotta, too. She was on FOX when she said somebody ought to shoot Osama AND Obama . Next day FOX made her apologize and she hasn’t been back on the air since.

obamamamablog: maybe FOX is changing its stripes.

reynoldswrite: not a chance!!!!!!!! they’re apologizing now and then, but they’re still spinning their asses off for the republicans. (excuse my French.)

obamamamablog: you’re excused. U watching TV?

reynoldswrite: yeah. An orgy of Tim Russert coverage.

obamamamablog: you know why he died?

reynoldswrite: not yet. Awaiting the autopsy.

obamamamablog: because it was Friday the 13th.

reynoldswrite: ??

obamamamablog: 13 is an unlucky number. Did you know that Jesus is returning in 2013?

reynoldswrite: how do u know?

obamamamablog: my preachers say so. And they got it from the writings of Nostradamus. And it’s in the Bible, too.

reynoldswrite: your preachers sound like a smart bunch.

obamamamablog: next time you’re here I’ll give you a list of what channels they're on

reynoldswrite: can’t wait.

obamamamblog: it’ll do you good.

reynoldswrite: i'm sure.

From: reynoldswrite@aol.com To: Obamamamablog@blogspot.com

Mama, I saw that you posted a picture of Barack and Michelle doing the secret terrorist fist bump on national TV last week. Why did you put that news clipping on your cash register where every guest will have to see it on the way out? It's your diner, so you can do anything you want, but keep in mind that half your customers may be offended because half are Obama supporters. Well, maybe not half, but a fourth. Or one-sixteenth. Or maybe just me.

At any rate, since you are so worried about secret terrorist fist bumps, here's another one you can post on the cash register: the first President Bush and Ana Kornakova:

(Ps. Is he happy to see her, or is his tennis racket protruding?)
Randy

From: reynoldswrite@aol.com To: Obamamamablog@blogspot.com

Dear Mama,

Even if you mistakenly think FOX NEWS is NEWS... u hav 2 admit they're really reaching to make something bad out of that little fist bump moment between husband and wife.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/06/09/fox-anchor-calls-obama-fi_n_106027.html

If u believe everything you hear on FOX NEWS, you're going to be one terrified, screwed-up individual by the time the election gets here.

Randy

From: Obamamamablog@blogspot.com To: Reynoldswrite@aol.com

Dear Randy, Did u see that fist pump that Michelle & Barack Obama did on Tuesday nite b4 his speech? I have it on good authority that that is a terrorist move. I knew he was a terrorist. I just didn't know that she was. Mama

From: Obamamamablog@blogspot.com To: Reynoldswrite@aol.com

Randy, i just got another one of those emails and this is from someone i know and trust. she wouldn't send this around if it was a lie. She said Michelle Obama said she was going to "f**k whitey. You can't deny it because there's a video of it. Just thought you'd like to know. Mama

reynoldswrite: mama, here's a source u can go to about that latest email rumor that's making the rounds: http://tpmelectioncentral.talkingpointsmemo.com/2008/06/power_broker.php

reynoldswrite: not only is there no video... somebody lifted the quotes in the email from a novel--fiction!! and it wasn't a novel about the obamas.

reynoldswrite: the scary thing is how many people believe this s**t. a lot of good-hearted well-intentioned people see it in their emails with a lot of their friends' names on it and take it as the truth... and send it to a few dozen others.... it's in millions of in-boxes in a day. we're doing the work for political dirty tricksters by sending these emails around. u there?

reynoldswrite: well i hope u got the link and check it out. didn't happen. just as wrong as all the other anti-obama emails making the rounds. a very effective weapon to deprive average working people of their vote. that is, they don't have time to look things up or learn the whole story, so they just swallow it hook, line and sinker. voila! they cast their vote based on falsehoods. that's like stealing their votes. well, it won't happen to u! ur my mission in life... at least for this campaign. send me every one of these u get and i look it up and let u know the details! (ticks me off. but I guess u noticed that!!)

From: Obamamamablog@blogspot.com To: Reynoldswrite@aol.com

Randy, I'm sitting here soaking my feet. Thought I'd catch up on my email. I'm sorry if I acted mad when you came in Friday. It was just my diabetes acting up. These feet!!!!!!!! Glad you liked the etouffee, tho. (Etfouffee has 2 E's, by the way.) Can't wait till the Denver convention. I'm going to kick back in that hotel room and enjoy me some room service and watch my preachers and my game shows. I don't hardly get to see them much because when they're on I'm usually rushing around, getting everything ready for the lunch crowd with the TV playing in the background. Can't wait. Mama

reynoldswrite: Mama? U there?
obamamamablog: Still here. Soaking my feet.
reynoldswrite: You can't soak ur feet at computer. u'll get electrocuted!
obamamamablog: I always do it. never been shocked yet.
reynoldswrite: Always a first time.
obamamamablog: thanks for your concern.
reynoldswrite: water and wiring don't mix. just ask those trooops in iraq that got electrocuted in the shower.
obamamamablog: they had their computer in shower?
reynoldswrite: No. i'm just sayin there's always a first time. they expected to take a shower, they ended up dead. you should NOT soak ur feet while sitting at computer.
obamamamablog: thanks, but feels too good to stop. what happened in iraq?
reynoldswrite: 12 dead so far. electrocuted in the shower.
obamamamablog: they take showers together?
reynoldswrite: no. 12 different instances.
obamamablog: they ought to post guards.
reynoldswrite: it wasn't the enemy. it was cheney's old company - halliburton.
obamamamablog: ????
reynoldswrite: their subsidiary, kbr, built the showers. sometimes a soldier comes in from the field, turns on the shower & gets fried b-cause kbr built them wrong and the army forgot to tell the troops. the latest victim was a green beret
obamamamablog: why hasn't this been on the news.
reynoldswrite: it has. go here: http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/05/28/soldier.electrocutions/
reynoldswrite: u there?
reynoldswrite: hellooo?
reynoldswrite: omg, i hope u didn't get electrocuted!
obamamamablog: just reading the story. it's gruesome. hair on fire. body frying. i wish you hadn't showed me.
obamamamablog: they lost their lives 4 nothing . now i'm going to feel bad all day
reynoldswrite: how about the other 4,000. what are we there 4?
obamamamablog: so we don't hav to fight them over here?
reynoldswrite: who we gonna fight over here that's not already over here? what's the iraqis gonna do if we leave? get in canoes and paddle across the ocean?
obamamamablog: they hit the world trade center, didn't they?
reynoldswrite: not the iraqis!
obamamamablog: who was it then?
reynoldswrite: the saudis! 16 of the 19 hijackers were saudis. none were iraqis. y didn't we attack saudi arabia?
obamamamablog: u hav to trust the president.
reynoldswrite: we did. but never again, until we get somebody with better judgment. like obama.
obamamamablog: i'm not voting for him.
reynoldswrite: you have to--at least at the convention. ur an OBAMA DELEGATE!
obamamamablog: i'm just taking the free trip. not actually going to the convention.
reynoldswrite: mama, we're all so proud of you! this will be an historic thing. you've GOT to go!
obamamamablog: no desire to stand on my feet all nite, climb those steps, walk around that arena. not this girl.
reynoldswrite: so ur an obama delegate, u got expenses paid trip to denver, but ur not going to the convention site?
obamamamablog: u got it. if he gets elected, it won't be on MY conscience. I'm going to sit in my hotel room, w/ air condition and tv on high, and not worry about a thing.
reynoldswrite: that's how ur going to represent louisiana at the convention?
obamamamablog: there'll b others doing worse.
reynoldswrite: lol. u got that rite!
obamamamablog: this water's gettin cold. gotta go. remember, boudin tomorrow
reynoldswrite: i'll b there!

From: reynoldswrite@aol.com To: obamamamablog@gmail.com

Mama, The etouffe was good yesterday, but I noticed you avoided my part of the dining room and you weren't laughing and joking as usual.

I hope I didn't make you mad with my response to your chain email... or by saying that you'd been "had" for believing it.

Your email said we shouldn't vote for Obama because he was the same religion as Sirhan Sirhan.

So all I was saying is: if being the same religion as Sirhan Sirhan means a candidate is not worthy of our vote, then we can't vote for McCain because Sirhan is a Baptist and McCain is, too. Obama is not.

LMAO!

Still friends?
Randy

From: reynoldswrite@aol.com To: obamamamablog@gmail.com

Mama,

You must be on my sister’s email list because you and she sent me the same email, just a couple of days apart. What a coincidence! Did I ever tell you about my sister Ramonda? She can accomplish more things in less time than anyone I know. I told her she ought to be governor, as good as she is at running things. She’s so efficient that being governor would be just a part time job for her. But both of you need a researcher…a fact-checker…if you’re going to spend your time sending out emails to save America from Obama.

Here’s the beginning of the chain email both of you sent me….

> >> I STRONGLY URGE each one of you to re-post this as many times as you can!
>> Each opportunity that you have to send it to a friend or media
>> outlet...do it! A lot of Americans have become so insulated from reality
>> that they imagine that Amer ica can suffer defeat without any
>> inconvenience to themselves.
>> >> Pause a moment, reflect back. These events are actual events from
>> history. They really happened!!!
>> >> Do you remember?
>> >> 1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by Muslim
>> male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40.

Why do you need a fact-checker? Because the whole “Disturbing” email was a fake, a scam, a few truths, but a lot of lies. All of the Biblical references were wrong. (Both of you know the Bible well enough to know there’s no anti-Christ in Revelations? The only two places to find references to the anti-Christ are the first and second letters of James.) du-uh.

But the thing that really made me laugh was the list of things those scary Muslims have done—like killing Bobby Kennedy.

Wrong-O.

Robert F. Kennedy was gunned down by Sirhan Sirhan (at least he was the one convicted of it and still serving a life sentence.) Sirhan was born to a Christian family in the Christian section of Palestine. He was raised in the Maronite Church. It is true that he changed religions as an adult—he became a Baptist. (So did John McCain a few weeks ago.)

Your email’s purpose was to show that Obama was unfit to be President because he was a Muslim (which he isn’t)…and a Muslim killed Bobby Kennedy.

But let’s not even argue the point. Let’s just extend it to its logical conclusion.

The man who killed Bobby Kennedy was a Baptist. John McCain is a Baptist. So there you go. McCain is unfit to be president.

(In the interest of full disclosure, McCain was an Episcopalian for most of his life, but he publicly declared last month that he is a Baptist now, though he refuses to be baptized. And, though Sirhan Sirhan did become a Baptist, he may have changed again by the time he shot Kennedy, because he also dabbled in Seventh-Day Adventist-ism.)

(Google “Sirhan Christian” to learn more.)

By the way, your email starts and ends with a lie, falsehood, mistake…whatever you want to call it. Here’s the ending:

>> >> >> And Now: for the award winning Act of Stupidity of all times the People
>> of America want to elect, to the most Powerful position on the face of
>> the Planet --The Presidency of the United states of America a Muslim Male
>> Extremist between the ages of 17 and 40.

Earth to Mama and Ramonda and all the people on your mailing lists: Obama is not an extremist…not a Muslim….and not between the ages of 17 and 40. He’s 47.

If you get any more of those chain emails, send them to me. I’ll be happy to take a few seconds to debunk them. Again, it’s not because I’m trying to get your vote. I’m just trying to get your smile. (You do smile when you’ve been “had,” don’t you?)

Your personal truth sleuth.
Randy

From: reynoldswrite@aol.com To: obamamamablog@gmail.com

Mama, you wrote: "I saw the picture, Randy. I look at this and recall the horribly staged Clinton shots of him picking up a flag (or was it a cross) at one of the gravesites of our soldiers at Normandy Beach. Oh, lest we forget the perfectly staged Navy ship drifting in the background.

"Stuff like this doesn't turn my key for politics. Key decisions our leaders make while in office do.

"Red beans and rice today. Mama"

MY REPLY: I'm not asking for your vote. I'm asking for your smile. Irony always makes me smile and it's so ironic, isn't it, that folks who get upset over Obama's little missteps forget that their own heroes have done worse? If they're really upset over Obama's hand-over-heart, then they have to be upset over McCain signing the flag, right? And Bush stepping on it? And if they're really upset over Obama not wearing his flag lapel, then they have to be upset over McCain not wearing his sometimes. Right?

Ironic.

If I'm in town I'll see you at lunch. Randy

Ps. Yeah, Clinton at Normandy...U.S. ship posed in the background...at least he didn't land in front of the cameras and get out of his plane wearing a flight uniform complete with codpiece. Remember Bush doing that in front of the MISSION ACCOMPLISHED sign in May 2003? And if the cameras would have turned around, we'd have seen San Diego because the carrier wasn't at sea...it was off the coast of San Diego. So you remember Clinton at Normandy with a ship in the background. I remember Bush on the carrier at San Diego. Ironic. (Sorry. I don't mean to be argumentative here...don't want my lunchroom privileges revoked. Especially on red beans and rice day. LOL.)

From: obamamamablog@gmail.com To: reynoldswrite@aol.com

Randy,

You were wrong about the flag. you are supposed to salute or put your hand over your heart when the national anthem plays. So I guess that proves Obama is anti-American.

Just so you know.

Mama

reynoldswrite: you taking another break?

obamamama: just rushed back here 2 let u know.

reynoldswrite: know what?

obamamama: obama didn't put his hand over his heart when national anthem played.

u said boy scout manual says you don't have to. you're wrong.

reynoldswrite: says who?

obamamama: my friend herbert from the VFW. he's here now. loves the blueberry pancakes.

reynoldswrite: just shows people can make mistakes.

obamamama: about my pancakes?

reynoldswrite: about what they remember. i used to know all that stuff. sorry i got it wrong.

obamamama: i'm definitely not voting for him now, even if i am an obama delegate.

reynoldswrite: he stood at attention.

obamamama: yeah, but he didn't put his hand over his heart. anybody that treats the flag that way don't deserve to be president.

reynoldswrite: it was just an oversight. i did the same thing.

obamamama: it's 2 late now. my mind is made up.

reynoldswrite: what if he stood on the flag? or signed it?

obamamama: i just asked herbert about it. he just about choked on his pancakes. he said obama would be run out of the country.

reynoldswrite: george bush did it.

obamamama: herbert said there you go again. making stuff up. bush did no such thing.

reynoldswrite: it was in the news, but it didn't get repeated a million times like everything obama does. fox news didn't even cover it.

obamama: herbert says prove it.

reynoldsdwrite: mccain signed the flag, too

obamamama: herbert said if you were here he would sign your nose

reynoldswrite: lol i just looked it up. here it is Ps. gotta go. c u at lunch!

January 2008, John McCain autographed a flag for a supporter at a January rally in Keene, N.H. In 2003, President Bush autographed a small flag (see next), which created a stir online. Flag Code: "The flag should never have placed upon it, nor on any part of it, nor attached to it any mark, insignia, letter, word, figure, design, picture, or drawing of any nature." Photo credit: Stephen Crowley/The New York TimesReference: NY Times


In July 2003 President Bush autographed a small flag. This picture was circulated across the Internet noting its violation of the Flag Code: "The flag should never have placed upon it, nor on any part of it, nor attached to it any mark, insignia, letter, word, figure, design, picture, or drawing of any nature." Photo credit: AP Photo/Charles Dharapak

September 11, 2006, President Bush and first lady Laura Bush stand on a carpet of the American flag at Ground Zero in Manhattan, the site of the September 11, 2001 attack. Section 8b of the Flag Code reads, " The flag should never touch anything beneath it, such as the ground..." Photo credit: Reuters/Jason Reed

From: obamamamablog@gmail.com To: reynoldswrite@aol.com

Hey Randy,

I guess Obama is going to be the nominee whether I vote for him at the convention or not. Gave a good speech last night. But Hillary didn't concede. I still don't know if I can vote for a terrorist.

Mama

reynoldswrite: u there?
obamamama: taking a break. getting a load off my feet.
reynoldswrite: obama is not a terrorist.
obamamama: his daddy is a muslim.
reynoldswrite: his daddy died long time ago. and did not raise him.
obamamama: he went to terrorist school.
reynoldswrite: he went to a muslim school 2 years. muslim does not = terrorist.
obamamama: in my church it does.
reynoldswrite: well your church is wrong.
obamamama: if he's not a terrorist, why did he go there?
reynoldswrite: his mama studied in indonesia.
obamamama: i don't blame her. hard for white woman 2 raise black baby in u.s. back then
reynoldswrite: i'm surprised at you, mama.
obamamama: she probly had 2 leave
reynoldswrite: she was an anthropologist. she lived all over.
obamamama: my preacher said he was a terrorist. he said we'd be stupid to vote 4 obama because obama's relatives want to destroy america.
reynoldswrite: i wouldn't worry about obama's relatives. we survived billy carter, didn't we? and libya paid him as a lobbyist.
obamamama: that billy beer was godawful.
reynoldswrite: yeh. but he made a few bucks. all the gwbush brothers marvin, neil and jeb became millionaires many times over because of the iraq war. just google their names and see. or go to reynoldswrite.blogspot.com and look at some of my older stories.
obamamama: if obama not a terrorist, how come his middle name is hussein?
reynoldswrite: if george bush is not a texas ranger how come his middle name is walker.
obamamama: like walker texas ranger? i get it. billy carter was a lobbyist. no wonder his brother got beat by reagan
reynoldswrite: at least carter didn't put troops there and leave them unprotected. remember over 240 u.s. marines got blown up and reagan cut and run. did nothing about it.
obamamama: don't start on reagan or you'll hav to eat somewheres else.
reynoldswrite: lol! what's for lunch today?
obamamama: liver and onions.
reynoldswrite: i'll be there. do you have any buttermilk?
obamamama: no.
reynoldswrite: nobody serves buttermilk anymore
obamamama: this generation won't drink it. can't find it in some stores.
reynoldswrite: things are changing fast
obamamama: yeh. black candidate with a terrorist name.
reynoldswrite: i meant buttermilk. nobody drinks buttermilk. everybody at your church drinks the koolaid.
obamamama: don't know what that means.
reynoldswrite: drinks the koolaid? i'll explain at lunch. or you can look up the phrase on google.
obamamama: k
reynoldswrite: did you know that everytime you use google, al gore makes money.
obamamama: why? because he invented the internet?
reynoldswrite: no. because he owns part of google. it made him a zillionaire.
obamamama: i'll have to stop using google then.
reynoldswrite: mama, it's going to take a lot of work to straighten u out.
obamamama: k, but not 2day. got to get back to work.
reynoldswrite: put on a pone of cornbread
obamamama: we always hav cornbread with liver & onions
reynoldswrite: c u at lunch then
obamamama: bring your appetite
reynoldswrite: always

From: reynoldswrite@aol.com To: obamamamablog@gmail.com

You run the best lunchroom in town! The meatloaf special was great today! While I was at the cash register I noticed the news item that said you are a delegate to the Democratic convention. Wow--was I ever surprised! Didn't know you were a delegate. How'd that happen?

Randy

Ps. You can I-M me if you know how.


obamamama: u there?
reynoldswrite: yeah.
obamamama: i don't no what i'm doing on i-m. 1 of my cooks is a computer expert, though. he set this up.
reynoldswrite: how did you get 2 b an obama delegate?
obamamama: i won it in a contest on the radio. the station owner was a delegate but couldn't go, so he had a contest & whoever called in & registered had a chance to win his seat as a delegate. so I called in and they picked my name.
reynoldswrite: watch out. radio stations do goofy stuff to get attention. it may be a trick.
obamamama: it better not b. i advrtise on that station. they know not to fool with Mama.
reynoldswrite: LOL.
obamamama: i know what LOL means. laugh out loud. rite?
reynoldswrite: you got it. so you're an obama delegate? wow!
obamamama: my mama would roll over in her grave
reynoldswrite: how come?
obamamama: you know.....
reynoldswrite: no. seriously. why wouldn't your mama like you voting for obama?
obamamama: you do know which 1 he is don't you?
reynoldswrite: the 1 that's going to win.
obamamama: no way!
reynoldswrite: how come?
obamamama: i hav it on good authority that he's the anti-christ
reynoldswrite: what authority?
obamamama: the book of revelations
reynoldswrite: what does revelations say about obama
obamamama: it says the anti-christ will be a muslim between 19 & 47
reynoldswrite: sorry. but the word anti-christ doesn't even appear in revelations
obamamama: my preacher said it did
reynoldswrite: he was wrong
obamamama: well bless my time.
reynoldswrite: and one more thing.
obamamama: what
reynoldswrite: the muslim religion wasn't even founded till 200 years after revelations was written so there's nothing in it about muslims
obamamama: been getting emails from everybody at church about it
reynoldswrite: they need to spend more time reading the bible and less time sending around this jibberish
obamamama: well he still can't win
reynoldswrite: why not?
obamamama: because where does the president live?
reynoldswrite: the white house?
obamamama: bingo! the WHITE house. get it?
reynoldswrite: very funny. where'd u hear that.
obamamama: rush limbaugh
reynoldswrite: par for the course
obamamama: well, i got to go soak these feet. swellin up the size of paint buckets
reynoldswrite: sounds painful
obamamama: yeah. u try standin up for forty years waitin tables.
reynoldswrite: well, good luck with the feet. i've got to go, 2.
obamamama: hope nobody can c this. i'm supposed to be 4 obama.
reynoldswrite: u're safe. i-m's are private.
obamamama: k
reynoldswrite: c u later.
obamamama: bye.