Saturday, October 25, 2008

Obamamablog: did you hear about Obama's Supreme Court nominees?

reynoldswrite: what nominees? he hasn't been elected yet!
obamamamablog: but he's going to appoint nominees who will let homosexual scoutmasters sleep in the same tents with boy scouts
reynoldswrite: says who?
obamamamablog: it's on Brother Dobson's FOCUS ON THE FAMILY website
reynoldswrite: sounds like brother dobson's doing his job
obamamamablog: prophesying?
reynoldswrite: fearmongering. as long as he can stoke those fears, he can raise money.
obamamamablog: well, i don't think they should let homo scoutmasters sleep with boy scouts.
reynoldswrite: so send dobson some money and vote for mccain. that's all they want.
obamamamablog: don't be sacrilegious
reynoldswrite: do you ever feel used and abused by the dobsonites?
obamamamablog: they're just warning us.
reynoldswrite: no, they're just scaring you into sending money. if you aren't scared, you won't pay. do you really believe this stuff?
obamamamablog: about obama and the boy scouts?
reynoldswrite: oh, that's just a small part of it. here's more:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/24/christian-right-intensifi_n_137752.html

obamamamablog: thank God for Brother Dobson. if it wasn't for him, we wouldn't know what was coming.
reynoldswrite: thank god, indeed. if it wasn't for the DOBSONITES, we wouldn't have had bush...al gore would have been president for the past 8 years and now it would be hillary's turn.
reynoldswrite: instead, bush was such a disaster that a first term african-american senator is about to be elected president in a LANDSLIDE!! and he'll have wide margins in the House and Senate to really make some changes.
reynoldswrite: i'm telling you, the lord truly works in mysterious ways
obamamamablog: don't be sarcastic
reynoldswrite: i mean it. next time you send money to dr. dobson, send a little extra and tell him it's from me and tell him i thank him for making obama inevitable!!!!

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Reynoldswrite: Oliver Stone's 'W' may make George W. Bush's approval ratings go up

obamamamablog: how?
reynoldswrite: because it shows little George as very human.
obamamamablog: i can't believe you're saying something nice about George W. Bush.
reynoldswrite: actually, i'm saying something nice about Oliver Stone--this movie is a deep-dive into George W. Bush's psyche--a very scary place--and you're trapped in there with him for the whole movie
obamamamablog: must be some movie if it got through to you.
reynoldswrite: i have a heart, too, you know
obamamamablog: you? the man who called cindy mccain a drug addict?
reynoldswrite: she was!
reynoldswrite: she had to go dry out in a facility for four months, although she claims she had a stroke that left her unable to walk and talk.
obamamamablog: maybe she did
reynoldswrite: give me a break
obamamamablog: she's so nice, always standing there with her man. they look like the perfect couple
reynoldswrite: the campaign is the only place she gets to be with him. they've lived apart for the past twenty years.
obamamamablog: why can't you give her a break
reynoldswrite: actually, she's kind of like Bush--sad, pathetic, lonely, rich.
obamamamablog: says who?
reynoldswrite: says people who know her. read this: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/18/us/politics/18cindy.html?_r=1&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss&pagewanted=all&oref=slogin

obamamamablog: i'll read it when i get back from church.

Friday, October 17, 2008

Reynoldswrite: Mama, here's a picture of the next president





reynoldswrite: ps--no photo-shopping, no retouching. this is from their last debate 10-15-08

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Obamamablog: Obama's going to steal this election yet!

reynoldswrite: you must have been watching FOX again
obamamamablog: they've got him this time. ACORN has been committing voter fraud for obama
reynoldswrite: sorry. wrong again. no such thing is going on
obamamamablog: then how come they're finding all these fraudulent registrations in Nevada and Ohio and Missouri ??
reynoldswrite: they haven't found any FRAUD by ACORN
obamamamablog: oh yes they have. I saw it on FOX.
reynoldswrite: the real story is: ACORN pays workers to get out and register new voters. some turn in fake names, dead people, Sponge Bob Square Pants, Scooby Doo, whatever, to pad their fee
obamamamablog: so that's voter fraud
reynoldswrite: no it's not. ACORN itself pulls out the ones that look suspicious and they turn these over to election officials
obamamamablog: because they're trying to pad the voter rolls
reynoldswrite: no. they cull out the bad ones and give them to officials because the law does not allow them to THROW AWAY any registration applications. So they can't throw away the bgad ones. therefore, they try to mark all the bad ones and give them to officials in a separate stack. reynoldswrite: that's why FOX news said, breathlessly, that "the first 2000" applications were bad in one state. The only reason the first 2000 were bad was because those were the ones ACORN ITSELF was warning about.
obamamamablog: so that's 2000 fraudulent votes?
reynoldswrite: No. That's NO fraudulent votes. These are just attempts by temporary contractors to scam some money out of ACORN.
obamamamablog: so why is mccain so upset about it?
reynoldswrite: because mccain has got to be upset about SOMETHING - he's got to lie about SOMETHING because the truth is biased against him. lol
obamamamablog: it's not nice to call him a liar
reynoldswrite: well, if he's so upset about ACORN which has been doing the same thing for decades, why did he make this speech to them in 2006... ??? go here to see it: http://marcambinder.theatlantic.com/archives/2008/10/a_lifetime_ago_sen_john.php

obamamablog: wow! i thought he thought they were crooks. FOX sure had me upset about it.
reynoldswrite: that's their job.

Friday, October 3, 2008

Obamamamablog: bet you were disappointed in the V-P debate

reynoldswrite: why would you say that?
obamamamablog: because Palin didn't fall on her face
reynoldswrite: what do you mean "didn't fall on her face?"
reynoldswrite: she said General McClellan was in charge in Afghanistan
reynoldswrite: he was a Civil War general--you know, back in the 1860's
reynoldswrite: she meant to say General McKiernan
reynoldswrite: she also misquoted him
reynoldswrite: she mangled her sentence again about global warming being caused by man or man being caused by global warming or whatever
obamamamablog: but she stood up to Gwen Ifill
reynoldswrite: yeah, she said she wasn't going to answer Ifill's questions and sure enough she refused to answer 10 different questions, by my count. she also said "energy" about 11-hundred times and her pivots were SO CLUMSY! like saying, "speaking of taxes" when no one was speaking of taxes.
obamamamablog: i thought her quote from Reagan was good, there at the end
reynoldswrite: she didn't know what she was doing
reynoldswrite: she said: "It was Ronald Reagan who said that freedom is always just one generation away from extinction. We don't pass it to our children in the bloodstream; we have to fight for it and protect it, and then hand it to them so that they shall do the same, or we're going to find ourselves spending our sunset years telling our children and our children's children about a time in America, back in the day, when men and women were free."
reynoldswrite: reagan wasn't talking about our enemies. he was warning that we would no longer be free ...if we enacted Medicare!!!!!
obamamamablog: you destroy all my illusions
obamamamablog: and you NEVER say anything positive
reynoldswrite: sarah's tattooed lip-liner works for her
obamamamablog: her lip-liner is tattooed?
reynoldswrite: yeah.
reynoldswrite: and mccain has a glass eye
reynoldswrite: his left one
obamamamablog: i didn't know that
reynoldswrite: that's why he won't look at obama
obamamamablog: now i'll be looking at her lips and his left eye every time they're on tv. i don't know why i waste my time I-M'ing with you.
obamamamablog: you mess me up
reynoldswrite: sorry